my friend was falling off my bed and she was like “help me back up” and i looked at her dead in the eye and whispered “long live the king” and pushed her off the bed.
(Source: breadmaakesyoufat, via canadian-galway-girl)
I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
(Source: notskomak, via canadian-galway-girl)